I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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