She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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