VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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