But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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