Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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