I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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