I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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