Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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