Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
