he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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