Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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