Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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