She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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