Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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