Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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