i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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