Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
