okay pat passed out under dana's car
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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