This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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