what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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