help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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