# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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