PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
