the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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