Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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