Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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