AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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