11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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