Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I love having hate sex.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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