At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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