Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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