She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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