would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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