Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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