I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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