just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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