I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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