Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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