HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He keeps bees of course he's weird
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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