I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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