He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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