didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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