Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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