I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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