so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
either way he was missing a nipple.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize