you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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