she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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