But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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