ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
did i just pee glitter
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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