Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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