So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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