today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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