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Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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