the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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