thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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