Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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